Ooops, I have a blog

Fucking fuck. I was just trying to make a clever comment on someone else's blog after a few too many rum drinks, and now I have a fucking blog. Do you realize that I've been putting this off for — what year is it?, 2008?, shit — 14, yes, fourteen, years. Fourteen mother-f'n years I've not had a blog. Sure, I emailed everyone my pithy essays from 1999 to 2002 and when that was no longer enough I started some weekly newspapers, but I've never stooped to blogging.

I guess that my dogs do not care, so why should I?